"The PBJ Song"
words by Marc Gunn and Andrew McKee
music by Henry VIII


Alas, my love, it's Friday noon.
Do you know what that means?
It means there's free food.
Every Friday noon I will consume
Free PBJs and songs to swoon.

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PBJs on wheat or white,
Oh! PBJs are outta sight.
PBJs and lemonade too
On PBJ Fridays at Noon.

I'll have my PBJ with grape jelly.
Cuz strawberry unsettles my belly.
I'll wash it down with lemonade.
I'm glad the PBJs are pre-made

Well there is Marc, he plays so sharp.
His voice it sounds...like a lark.
And Andrew blows...his recorder well.
Just between us, I think he uses Prell.
 (hey don't mess with the hair)
 
Marc likes his PBJ on white.
But I prefer wheat, and I think I'm right.
But Marc likes white and that's okay.
Cuz sometimes he gets his way.

If you desire, there's nutella too.
It tastes reall good if you've a sugar tooth
There's lots of cookies and chips to snack.
If this song doesn't end soon I'll crack.

So why do these people make this you ask.
And make our Fridays such a blast.
Well they're kind Christians up to the task.
Of making this day not a fast.

Last Chorus:

PBJs! Oh, PBJs!
PBJs! Oh, PBJs!
PBJs! Oh, PBJs!
Oh, PBJs for us!


Birthday verses:

PBJs make a birthday gift
From people like me who are kinda thrift-
Y and to [_____________] a happy birthday
With a gift of some PB and Js.

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PBJs make a birthday neat.
PBJs are such a nice treat.
PBJS make you want to beat
Us, but don't bother, we're swift on our feet.

So how old are you on this happy birthday.
So what's that, speak up, what's that you say?
You're [_______________] years old and that's okay.
Cuz you can still eat PB and Js.

Alas this is your birthday song.
You needn't worry, it's not too long.
A birthday song from us to you.
We'lre broke so we'll sing it in lieu.